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Apr
09

Skateboarding is not a crime, but sometimes criminals ride skateboards.

Ah, now this is sad. A blight on our fair state of Utah. Apparently some poser skated by as a restaurant manager was walking a bag of bank deposits (i.e. cash) to her car, swiped the bag, and took off on his skateboard and hasn’t been caught yet. Per the report “Investigators say this is the first case they’ve had in which a robber used a skateboard to get away.”

Well, I’m sure that by closing all the public skateparks, using tazers on skateboarders, and rounding up all the skateboarders into internment camps, we can somehow get to the bottom of this. After all, every skateboarder knows every other skater and its only a matter of applying the right pressure on the skateboarding community to get us to give up one of our own. Or at least this appears to be the logic of local municipalities that close skateparks whenever someone tags them up.


19 Responses to “Skateboarding is not a crime, but sometimes criminals ride skateboards.”


  1. 1 San Aug 23rd, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    This is pure bull, you shouldnt use tazers on skateboarders. I hate people like this. You just have NO idea

  2. 2 Zachary Nov 4th, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    What?! You know what mabey skateboarder should taze you jerk.

  3. 3 will Nov 20th, 2009 at 8:17 am

    Dont ever point a finger at all the skateboarders, not all of them are scrubbs like you who have nothing to do all day but find ways to screw up such an exiting sport.

  4. 4 shaun Feb 12th, 2010 at 8:48 am

    really? your punishing all the skaters? its not their fault some guy took money. stupid posers

  5. 5 DaVon Clarence Apr 12th, 2010 at 10:27 am

    this isn’t fair because criminals ride in cars to so start taking cars instead of being assholes. make up another excuse

  6. 6 steel buildings design Oct 15th, 2010 at 11:10 am

    Well point a digit at all the skateboarders, not all of them are scrubbs like you who have not anything to manage all day but find modes to attach up such an exiting sport.

  7. 7 B M Softwares Oct 18th, 2010 at 6:21 am

    really wonderful

  8. 8 john Oct 18th, 2010 at 10:35 am

    For years we have been saying skateboarding is not a crime. Down here in my area cops are actually wayyyyy lighter on skateboarders than some of the stories I hear in other places….after all, they could be out doing drugs, shooting people, etc.

  9. 9 Electric Skateboard Dude Nov 26th, 2010 at 1:56 am

    It’s a shame that skateboarders cop a bad wrap cause of some idiot. Although, the police dude did say it was the first time. So the negative response is minimal.

  10. 10 Certified Life Coach Dec 2nd, 2010 at 3:12 am

    Great really? your punishing all the skaters? its not their fault some guy took money. stupid posers

  11. 11 Tutor Jobs Dec 2nd, 2010 at 3:16 am

    I hate people like this. This is pure bull, you shouldnt use tazers on skateboarders.

  12. 12 klip izle Dec 8th, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    thaks for the post

  13. 13 Utube Jan 17th, 2011 at 6:18 am

    I hate people who generalize everything. The thief on a skateboard is not a representative of the whole community. This is sick.

  14. 14 pidsport Feb 22nd, 2011 at 6:57 am

    Dont ever point a finger at all the skateboarders, not all of them are scrubbs like you who have nothing to do all day but find ways to screw up such an exiting sport.

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  17. 17 blogger May 16th, 2011 at 8:04 am

    The question is whether he is a good skater or a robber. Probably a pro skateboarder.

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