21
Feb
08

How to Foil a Robbery

1. Get behind the robber.

2. Hold on to skateboard with two hands.

3. Raise the skateboard over your head.

4. Lower it onto the robber’s skull with maximum force.

5. Wait for the news coverage and sponsorship to follow.


Just you watch though, the robber will probably end up suing the skater for his injuries. That’s the way this wacky world works these days.

And is it just me, or is it ironic that the police are busting skateboarders while the skateboarders are busting robbers?


5 Responses to “How to Foil a Robbery”


  1. 1 Mike Paget Feb 24th, 2008 at 9:48 am

    Sweet. It works! and yes, i am now being sued:-(

  2. 2 rossa o donovan Apr 19th, 2008 at 9:10 pm

    nice tips but can i recomend that you smash that ——– with d trucks to ensure maximum knock-outage?!!

  3. 3 anthony pinero Nov 16th, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    wow i would of like hit the robber in the middle of his head with the side of my board but this works out to

  4. 4 emily Jul 25th, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    omg haha that made me laugh

  5. 5 Angel Mar 24th, 2010 at 11:56 am

    go for the top middle with your truck and leave a nice circle from ur kingpin

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